31 5 / 2012
I survived the Rapture of 1992, too. As a gullible kid, I actually prayed the rosary on a daily basis during that time.
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This is me nearly every single day.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48vy8BSrK1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
28 5 / 2012
these old broads GET IT.
These ladies know what’s what. I read a few pages of the book and couldn’t get the hype. Perhaps I should have stuck with it until the second chapter, but I thought the writing was meh.
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25 5 / 2012
Let me introduce you to Zack, my sister’s dog. One of the three best dogs in the world, in my book.
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16 5 / 2012
The giant golden-crowned flying fox (Acerodon jubatus), also known as the golden-capped fruit bat, is a rare megabat and one of the largest bats in the world. The species is endangered and is currently facing the possibility of extinction because of poaching and forest destruction. It is endemic to forests in the Philippines.
i thought this was a person omfg
HELL. NO.
jeepers creepers shit right there..
So awesome.
I think people kill it because this fucking bat freaks the fuck out of them. “Holy shit, what’s that?! Kill it! Kill it!!!!”
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14 5 / 2012
ME! MEEEEEEEEEE! MEEEEEE!
gpoy
I’m not all that busty, but I can completely relate with the shoulder strap thing.
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14 5 / 2012
Just replace "Microsoft Word" with "Google Docs" and this is me, every single day of my life.
- opens microsoft word
- Yo: okay ten minute break
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13 5 / 2012
The kid is like, “I love you duuuuude” and the cat could only think, “Oh God.”
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13 5 / 2012
Look at my lack of self respect!
Fucking teenagers. Stop acting like you’re some sort of moral superhero because you can hold up a dumbass sign.
“Behind this paper”, not “beneath this paper”. Kids these days.
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